Do Cats Play Sports?

One question eventually bugs our minds every once in a while. That question is, do cats play sports? Even though we KNOW cats don't, we always like to imagine cats playing soccer or baseball, etc. Well, at least I do. Last night, an image crossed my head:
Now I know for SURE cats don't play sports.

Well, I can't just post that can I? So I'll ask you this question:

Do you ever feel like your cat has been sleeping in the same area for about ten hours???

I can answer your dilemma with this little story:

You walk into your bedroom. Your cat jumps on your bed. It lays down. It immediately falls asleep. You walk out of your bedroom and go down the stairs. You put on your shoes and your jacket. You don't know why you put on a jacket. The sun is shining. You may sweat to death. It just seemed proper.

Okay. That's your FIRST mistake. Mistake Number 1#: Leave the house while your cat is asleep.

You are going to the grocery store. You only need bananas, but you will also get a new chair, a box of nails, some cookies for your non-existent children, and all sorts of things you don't need, but you got them anyways because you had coupons for them, or they were on sale.

Mistake Number 2#: Leave your cat alone for a long time.

Why am I telling you this? Really?? You've NEVER heard of the Cat Society??

Well, the Cat Society is a big cat community that has parties all day. They have parties in other cats' houses. Humans are a big interference in their fun though, so they have parties in other cats' houses WHILE the humans are away. And they're BIG parties, too.

And when you come home, all the party cats leave, and your cat returns to "sleeping". You see, your cat lets the OTHER cats in. It also joins in the fun.

So now you know why you find cookies and other things that you don't remember buying under your couches and bed.

Beware of the Cat Society,

-littlekity5
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