....There was a cat.
This cat, whose name was Twix, was driving a car. On a highway. The car was going at about 267 mph. The speed limit was 50 mph. Did Twix care? No.
So, going 217 miles per hour over the limit, how do you think Twix was feeling? She was having the time of her life. She sat, calm and collected in the speeding vehicle, with her paws on the faux black leather wheel, purring louder then the roaring engine. Her is a picture of her looking, with much disgust (and a vague smile), at the driver just ahead of her, going sluggishly at 55 mph:*
And where had Twix come from? Whose cat was she? Why was she driving a car? Where had she learned how to drive?
We will never know.
At that moment, Twix's car smashed into his--and she kept on going. He managed to jump clear just in time, for now his car was a forlorn puddle of melted medal.
Cats make careless drivers.
The other car, though, had made her car trundle aimlessly off of the road and out of harm's way (harm to the other drivers, of course). She then, of course, smashed into a tree....
....and plowed its great roots out of the earth....
....and kept, uncaring, right on driving in a 267, swerving fashion.
A least Twix had her seat belt on.
She then plowed into a railing enclosing another road. Almost instantly, for this highway's speed limit was 65 mph (and she was over by 202), a cop began to pursuit her. Abut, the policeman's vehicle was a bit (I mean a lot) slower then the speedy cat's car. So, out of pure politeness, Twix drove in a lightning fast reverse to meet the cop.
Twix drove a little too quickly, and and added a long scratch to the officer's vehicle. With that she spun, knocked another person's car onto its back, ran onto a strip of grass, plowed into a large bush, drove off of the grass, ran over a trash can (for, unbeknownst to her, she had entered a small town, crashed her trunk into a store, and demolished the bike of someone who had rushed off to help.
Cats, you see, make careless drivers.
-KittyLover8
© 2012
*I did not take this picture. It is something that I found online.
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